tittily:

tittily:

@ ppl with small purses: where do you keep your 70 lbs of trash

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• mom (raising her voice slightly so she can speak to my dad down at the other end of the grocery store aisle): do you guys want any chips?
• dad (at full volume): I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

shenori:

I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep. 

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(via trust)